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A roundup of hilarious wit and wisdom to start the new year

Dec 31, 2024 11:25AM

Kick off your 2025 with these side-splitting jokes!

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Break up with your unused health fad items that are cluttering your life

Dec 31, 2024 10:01AM ● By Amy Laundrie

When is it time to rid your life and home of unused exercise equipment, workout videos and related health fad items?

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Why I’m wearing a whistle to ring in the new year

Dec 05, 2024 02:47PM ● By Patricia Finn

Find out why a vintage whistle, not a siren or party hat, is the ultimate accessory for staying safe on New Year's Eve in this quirky, humorous story.

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Holiday humor to brighten your day

Dec 05, 2024 12:29PM

Dive into funny holiday jokes, quirky reflections on holiday shopping and amusing takes on family life, all wrapped up in one entertaining collection.

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How "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" became a Christmas tradition

Dec 04, 2024 02:01PM ● By Nick Thomas

Explore the backstory of the iconic holiday song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer", including its unexpected rise to fame and Elmo Shropshire's lasting impact on Christmas music.

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Baking fails that prove it’s not as easy as pie

Dec 04, 2024 12:13PM ● By Sue Teehan & Rosalie Davis

These reader-submitted baking blunders will make you laugh.

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Funnies and classic jokes to share this Thanksgiving

Nov 04, 2024 02:20PM

Read our hilarious reader-contributed jokes for November.

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Making gravy a year in advance is Thanksgiving's best kept secret

Nov 01, 2024 11:21AM ● By Sharon Love Cook

As a seasoned veteran of many holiday kitchen battles, I’m here to offer you my top tip: Plan way ahead—like 365 days in advance.

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October jokes to tickle your funny bones

Oct 01, 2024 11:45AM

These bone-chilling jokes will have you howling with laughter all month long.

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We've harvested the best jokes from September's Laughing Matters

Sep 11, 2024 10:38AM

Enjoy a fresh crop of puns and humor for the perfect fall pick-me-up!

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Laugh your way to longevity with these jokes

Jul 30, 2024 02:57PM

If laughter is the best medicine, you're bound to live forever after reading these hilarious jokes from August's Laughing Matters.

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The back-to-school locker decor revolution

Jul 30, 2024 01:39PM ● By Rhonda Wray

Discover how school lockers have evolved from basic gray to personalized havens with creative decor and accessories, making back-to-school time more exciting for today's students.

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