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In sickness and in health

Jan 29, 2024 02:57PM ● By Gary Chalk

I recently told my wife I was achy, cold and so tired I couldn’t sit up in bed, let alone go out. She shrugged and retorted, “Gary, you have the ‘Man Flu’. Women call it a slight cold.”

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Laughing Matters: February 2024

Jan 29, 2024 10:14AM

Laughter is a perfect way to spread love – start your February with a smile by reading our reader-submitted jokes!

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From Frito Lay to eBay: the cheesiest "pet" ever

Jan 29, 2024 10:13AM ● By Marti Benson

Take a look at your snacks before you eat them – if they're shaped like an animal or character, someone might be willing to pay more than the bag was worth to get their hands on it!

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Laughing Matters: January's fun-filled jokes

Jan 02, 2024 04:00PM

Start the year with a laugh by exploring our hilarious reader-submitted jokes for January's edition of Laughing Matters!

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Dear Deer: How "minimal assembly" turned into maximum chaos

Nov 27, 2023 10:15AM ● By Gary Chalk

My wife Jan and I ordered a two-piece reindeer and sleigh set that said “minimal assembly required.” We should have known better.

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How to get great holiday photos of your cat

Nov 22, 2023 03:15PM ● By Sara Ferguson

Discover the secrets to taking stunning holiday photos of your cat! From lighting tips to creative setups, master the art of feline photography this holiday season.

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Laughing Matters - December 2023

Nov 22, 2023 11:51AM

Our merry medley of Christmas jokes (and more!) are sure to have you laughing all the way!

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Laughing Matters: November's rib-tickling jokes

Oct 30, 2023 03:12PM

Read our hilarious reader-contributed jokes for November, guaranteed to add a dose of humor to your day and have you grinning from ear to ear.

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In my perfect world, I’d be fat

Oct 04, 2023 10:47AM ● By Laverne H. Bardy

I’d like to return to Earth as an obese person in a world where fat people are adored, respected—even lusted over

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Do dogs get superstitious?

Sep 30, 2023 08:11AM ● By Marti Benson

What illusory habits does your pooch exhibit?

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Laughing Matters: October's side-splitting jokes

Sep 29, 2023 08:19PM

Laugh out loud with our hilarious reader-submitted jokes that will brighten your day and tickle your funny bone.

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Grandparents Day is September 10

Aug 21, 2023 02:28PM ● By Lynn Gendusa

4-year-olds should run for president. They’re truthful, energetic and can solve all the world’s problems with their ninja swords, fire trucks and Spider-Man cape

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